janie. or nik. or mistress of the salmon salt.

27/bi/chef
I'm an android from the future,don't let this bleeding heart fool ya. My priorities are obviously sass, class, and ass.
I like: stories about love's softly savage nature, surfing, cats,wolves, custom cafe racers, strong eyebrow game, you (probably)

soft-communism:

gentlemanbones:

soft-communism:

soloses:

why use gendered terms like dude, girl, etc with your friends when u can just call them comrade

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❤☮☭folloш foя мoяе soft сoммцпisм☭☮❤

NO, NOT SOFT COMMUNISM. IT MUST BE HARD. LIKE SIBERIAN WINTER.

folloш foя мoяе soft but still resemblant to hard like Siberian winter сoммцпisм

peppercrow:

I saw this and I just had to draw more of these two losers in shorts

“Is not birth, beauty, good shape, discourse, manhood, learning, gentleness, virtue, youth, liberality, and such like, the spice and salt that season a man?”
The one line from Shakespeare that Hannibal is most likely to quote. Ironically. With a smirk. (via saucefactory)
likegallicshrug:

Angel Haze serenading Ireland Baldwin live at Wireless Festival 2014 in London

likegallicshrug:

Angel Haze serenading Ireland Baldwin live at Wireless Festival 2014 in London