janie. or nik. or mistress of the salmon salt.

27/bi/chef
I'm an android from the future,don't let this bleeding heart fool ya. My priorities are obviously sass, class, and ass.
I like: stories about love's softly savage nature, surfing, cats,wolves, custom cafe racers, strong eyebrow game, you (probably)

tigerthevampirequeen:

this is my favorite thing in the adventure time comics oh my glob

cupcakedrawings:

beastlyart:

everythingsahunterweapon:

minxenstein2:

well THIS is quite awesome!

CAN I HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE PLS TY

LIZAMON.

MIGHTY NEED

cupcakedrawings:

beastlyart:

everythingsahunterweapon:

minxenstein2:

well THIS is quite awesome!

CAN I HAVE THIS IN MY HOUSE PLS TY

LIZAMON.

MIGHTY NEED

victoriousvocabulary:

SOUBRETTE

[noun]

1. a maidservant or lady’s maid in a play, opera, or the like, especially one displaying coquetry, sauciness, pertness, and a tendency to engage in intrigue.

2. an actress playing such a role.

3. any lively or pert young woman; a young woman regarded as flirtatious or frivolous.

Etymology: from French; maidservant, from Provençal soubreto, from soubret - conceited, from soubra - to exceed, from Latin superāre - to surmount, from super - above.

[Jasmin Darnell]

com-pulsion:

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.