jessfink:

I finally got around to reading Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, and of course I loved it. There’s plenty more I’d like to draw but goodness, there are too many great characters in this book.



stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kristen Schaal asks the important questions in her one woman show, “Inside the Mattress” (x)


tabby-flenderson:

ENTP~ Prove themselves with arrogance and arguing
ENTJ~ Hyper critical
ENFP~ Can’t stop smiling more than usual
ENFJ~ They will act like perfection itself before you
ESTP~ Awkward
ESTJ~ Ultra listener and attentive
ESFP~ Make complete fools of themselves, in a cute…





humansofnewyork:

"What do you want to be when you grow up?""A police officer.""What’s the best part about being a police officer?""Figuring out who made the mistakes.""What’s the toughest part of being a police officer?""Figuring out which key unlocks the jail."

humansofnewyork:

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A police officer."
"What’s the best part about being a police officer?"
"Figuring out who made the mistakes."
"What’s the toughest part of being a police officer?"
"Figuring out which key unlocks the jail."




thegreatgame:

Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)


bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”


elicunza:

Sonny Bill williams, GODDAMN :D