janie. or nik. or mistress of the salmon salt.

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I'm an android from the future,don't let this bleeding heart fool ya. My priorities are obviously sass, class, and ass.
I like: stories about love's softly savage nature, surfing, cats,wolves, custom cafe racers, strong eyebrow game, you (probably)

furrylittlepeach:

Furry Little Peach x Odd Collective Bedsheets Kickstarter

Hello my darlings, if you follow me on Instagram then you’ll already know about this, but let me introduce the rest of you to the Kickstarter I have going with The Club of Odd Volumes at the moment! Basically “The Herd” (ie. my Galaxy Whales) are going to be turned into sheet sets which I’m incredibly, incredibly excited about - but can only happen with the help of you guys!

These little babes available on linen sets (A fitted sheet, top sheet and two pillow cases) in Single, Double, Queen and King sizes. The bedding sets are 100% cotton, 300 thread count. Beautiful, bright, luxury photo quality prints and each pledge comes with a little limited edition gift to say thank you for supporting this project!

There is less than two weeks until we need to reach our goal in order for these fellas (along with the other four designs) to go into production, so I would really love and appreciate it if you guys could pledge and/or share this post! If we reach our goal by Sunday, Septemper 7, 2014, 12:00 AM EST we’ll be dreaming amongst these glorious gentle giants. If not, we won’t be charged, but unfortunately the sets won’t go into production.

If you’d like to pledge, you can find the sets on the right hand side - any of the pledges that read “THE HERD” are this design and please check out the other designs too they’re pretty rad! Thanks so much for reading, and let’s make this happen kiddos so we can all have matching sheets! ^.^ <3

Find the kickstarter here:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/730605405/the-odd-collective-bedding

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divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

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raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

shiny-cradily:

Surfing Pikachu by request (x,x)

shiny-cradily:

Surfing Pikachu by request (x,x)

Track: Fidelity
Artist: Regina Spektor
Album: Begin to Hope
Plays: 3388

radtracks:

fidelity // regina spektor

i never loved nobody fully
always one foot on the ground
and by protecting my heart truly
i got lost in the sounds

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nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN